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this blog is now out of commission.
bye!
In a stunning political development this evening, the Florida Supreme Court has intervened in the Florida Republican Primary and declared George W. Bush the winner over Mitt Romney, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani, and Mike Huckabee.
The Florida Supreme Court has announced as well that George W. Bush is also the winner of the Democratic Primary over Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John Edwards!
"Most of our citizens are not able to vote anyway. We've got lots of old, retired Jews from up north who sit around all day playing shuffleboard and crowd the lines at the buffets. We've also got lots of Cubans who don't speak English and spend all of their time using drugs and trying to kill each other. The rest of our citizens are running around on the beach half naked trying to get a cameo on CSI Miami or are getting ready to serve lots of beer to alcoholic teens for spring break."
"Since none of those people have the time to vote, we just did it for them."
- state election official Bertha Bumble
more on this developing story over at dailykos
the happy chimp
(note: for those of you with guns to your heads, don't pull the trigger. this is just a parody... for now)
As he hinted earlier Wednesday, Arnold Schwarzenegger will indeed endorse John McCain on Thursday.
McCain adviser and former Schwarzenegger aide Steve Schmidt confirmed the news, saying the senator "is very honored by it."

i can see why a conservative republican would be honored by this guy's endorsement...
can we get him out of the white house like... now?
More than one million Iraqis have died as a result of the conflict in their country since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003, according to research conducted by one of Britain's leading polling groups.
via first-draft ... via new york times
"A weird, oddly subdued, utterly insincere State of the Union brought an inverted scowl to Cheney’s face."
Cats' family tree rooted in Fertile Crescent
The Fertile Crescent of the Middle East has long been identified as a “cradle of civilization” for humans. In a new genetic study, researchers at the University of California, Davis, have concluded that all ancestral roads for the modern day domestic cat also lead back to the same locale.
and now i am sad. i liked him the most.
but we must soldier on.
clinton and obama rock too.
1969 hospital strike... and colbert
let my writers go!
andrew young and the writer's strike
President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton on the Chobe River, near Kasane, Botswana, March 1998
via this page
ah, too be so young and so clueless! i love it!
it's good to see that the natural beauty of santa cruz is still pretty much unchanged. i used to love running around in the canyons under the bridges... saw a mountain lion once.
sigh.
thank you women of new hampshire! and you crazy independents!
(i think i am supporting clinton at this point) ;)
now, with 61% of polls reporting, its clinton - 39%, obama - 36%
3 reasons i think this happened, regardless of who wins:
1) she got a tiny bit watery eyed (which ridiculously drew international media attention) and women felt empathetic. (women voted overwhelmingly for clinton in nh, the opposite of iowa). she teared up after a woman asked her "how do you get up and do it every day?" i would cry too. it made me feel empathy for her. i suppose i am a political tool.
2) obama and edwards ganged up on her during the nh debate (see post below) and people felt the same way i did, dude, lay off! no one likes to see someone ganged up on like that. especially a woman - in this still sexist world of ours.
3) obama counted on the independent voters of nh. unfortunately, most of those independent voters voted for... mccain.
as keith olbermann said: "it looks like we're going into extra innings with this one..."
Award winners will be announced in an hour-long news conference.
also encouraging was that the voter turnout tonight was about 3 times higher than that in 2004. the people are really ready.
but iowans love aids-less huckabee!
screenshot from msnbc, 1/3/08 at 8:47 pm

now i have to do a bunch of work. blah.

